December 2010
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Son of a what?!
Dear Jesus,
For millenia since your birth and death and rebirth, you have been worshipped as the son of a God, somewhat like your brother Hercules was worshipped before you. You bring peace and happiness to people of faith all over the world, which is a wonderful thing, but I’m afraid I’m going to have to stop you for a moment. Why, you ask? Because you are ‘living’ a...
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Snow Way You'll Get Away With It
Dear Early London Snow,
It is a fact that 35% of all conversation in Britain is in some way related to the weather and also that 46% of Britons believe that only they even have weather. Our first statistic is an annual average, however these rates are higher at certain times peaking during the change of seasons between Autumn and Winter, which this year has been an affair more unpleasant than...