January 2010
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Tongue In Cheek
Dear Bronte Tongues In Jelly,
You ruined my life. I say this without a hint of sarcasm. While I was in high school, I frequented Australian cinemas such as the now defunct Greater Union and Village and the still ‘going strong’ Hoyts. It was in the latter which I first encountered your blue and bronze monstrosity. Before each film, there was a slideshow of advertising for local and...
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Slam Junk
Dear NBA,
On Christmas Day in the morning I made the trip to Madison Square “Garden” to witness your New York Knickerbockers take on Miami Heat unsuccessfully over 4 tiresome quarters.
Now, I don’t wish to take anything away from the players in you, NBA. The likes of Michael “Freak” Jordan and Patrick “Freak” Ewing were not only phenomenally tall athletes but also great little shoe makers.
But...