December 2009
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Tom Thumb
Dear Tom,
You were born in Douchebag, New York, a small town with a population of just one. After narrowly avoiding the Catholic priesthood, you inexplicably rose to fame and now live in a $35 million dwelling with its own postcode, a dozen bedrooms and 50 closets.
In Mission Impossible, your unconvincing performance made us want to self destruct in 5 seconds. In Top Gun you took our breath away...